I’m a 24-year-old freelance writer. I was born in Guadalajara, Mexico, went to school in Chicago and now live in San Francisco, where I spend most mornings in my boxers, eating breakfast cereal out of a coffee mug.
The type of guys I tend to go for are usually older, mid-thirties is a good starting off point. Open communication in a relationship is vital. I'm a big boy, and rejection is actually not that hard to swallow. Despite being labeled an extrovert, I don't discuss my private life with strangers (that includes Internet friends). If you got out on a date with me just to see if I'll write about you, I'm sorry to say, you're probably not that interesting.
My bachelor life can be best described by the Spanish 80s song, "Los Amantes" by Mecano, which I've taken the liberty to translate into grade-school pervert poetry...
I’ve been single since late October.
Who wants to wake up to a morning boner?
I’d rather not be sober.
Monday I may not seem up your bracket.
But on the weekends I’m quite the starlet.
Hold on to my flax jacket.
If I get lost late night in an alley.
Looking for cuties who are down to rally.
I want my grand finale.
It seems to me, my voice is breaking up, singing verses underneath your window. “Boy, come out, it’s warm in the dark, let’s burn up like stars tonight.”
Soy educado caballero,
bello, cortes y amable compañero.
Un codiciado soltero.
And since I lack common apprehension.
I look in mirrors checking my reflection.
Before a new relation.
If my love becomes what devours.
You will not cry if ever in my power.
Here are a million flowers.
I am but one of your petty lovers.
But so much better underneath the covers.
In love no one should hover.
I am but one of your petty lovers…
Watch a performance of the original song, HERE.
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